you don’t even know.
full disclosure: not 20 minutes ago at minimum, I took 5 tequila shots at the apartment in a row. Trust me, I needed it.
first this morning. went to a nearby cafe i don’t always go to. they forgot all the delicious protein goodness that is ham, bacon and eggs goodness in my bagel and croissant. Yeah i got both, what of it, i love breakfussst. and i rarely get a yummy ass breakfast since i been living at the boyfriends cause theyre not super into breakfast all the time.
i was gonna settle for writing a bad yelp review but i decided to be an adult and go back, despite it being out of my comfort zone as an introvert. that wasn’t even the end of it!
i won tickets to Bonobo concert here in San Francisco at the warfield. #7 people replied but i went with one guy. agreed on $80 if they were floor tickets, $70 for balcony. he seemed chill.
8:15pm, about to get on the 6, he said he’d be 15-20 min late
8:30pm, bus is fast, arrived at warfield
waited for 30+ min. ended up texting him
"not to be an ass but any chance of courtesy $5, maybe $10 if youre super awesome considering, ive been waiting in the f#cking cold 30+ min, you’re late b/c you’re having dinner at a restaurant + have $ to take a cab to the warfield and I could’ve sold the tickets to anyone here since its f#cking cold and you dont want to pay me a ton"
he called me f#cking tacky and fucking bailed on me.
i asked one guy if he needed tix before being approached buy a scalper.
he wanted to lowball me at $20, i settled for $50.
he stoppped me as i was walking away.
had the nerve to want his $$ back b/c he didnt realize were balcony tix and CLAIMED he couldnt sell them even though the show was SOLD OUT. I stood my f#cking ground and said no and he backed off. I was furious with the guy who bailed so f#ck this scalper who thought I was born yesterday tryna pay me $40 for minimum $60 balcony tickets but I was cold so I settled on $50 and didnt let him take the $$ back b/c he was an idiot and didnt check his merchandise.
LYFT’d home because I was furious. vented to the very friendly and understanding driver who agreed with me that I was in the right. Told him about Metrowize’s open bars.
When I finally got home, vented to Tru and his parents cause didnt even text Tru about the scalper at this point. My voice raised in tone and loudness without my making it so because I was so furious. At least they gave me See’s Candy.
Then I proceeded to have 5 shots of sauza silver. Before I hammered myself, I was thoroughly still shocked at the series of events I was a part of. Really though, I didn’t even f#cking demand $5 measly or $10 from that guy and he f#cking snapped and decided to be an @sshole because he thought it was ME who was tacky, waiting to sell him tix to a sold out show while he feasted in the Castro and was gonna take a cab, as if he didn’t have $$$. he even had the nerve to say $100 for 2 GA if they turned out to be was “too rich for his blood”, his dining in the Castro, taking cabs type of blood. A-hole.
I’m a nice f#cking person but everyone has their limit
Peace out y’all